I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House (2016)  We give this zerrrroooo slow horns.  A young nurse moves into a house to care for an elderly lady. The house is haunted from those who died in it.   We both give it zero out of 4 horns, run away. VioletHör says the title should be “This is The Slowest Movie You Shouldn’t Be Watching in Your House.”  She is so mad she can’t even proofread this straight. Kevin131 wants to know why she whispers her narrative the whole way  through, and moves so slow in everything she does.  We call this the Yanni of horror/thrillers, we defy you to stay awake.