The Bay (2012)  5.5 parasitic horns up out of 8.    If Jaws made you never want to swim in the water, The Bay makes you never want to have anything to do with water at all!   “Found footage film” about a small town in Maryland that has some crazy ass shit going on with their water.  VioletHör gives it 3 horns out of 4.   Well done for the found footage genre, the gross parasites continue our inability to eat fish or sushi this week, especially from the Chesapeake Bay.    Kevin131 gives it a solid 2.5 out of 4.   Edited together well and held our interest the whole way through…. who doesn’t love some people being consumed alive by whatever the hell that was:  the CDC are not helpful.  Shocking I know.