The Sacred (2012)  0 Lawnmower Man horns out of 8.    You know how we say we write short reviews so you can avoid the crap?  This is the crap.   This movie was better as a soft core porn than having anything scary in it.   A horror writer goes to visit her dead aunt’s cabin for some writing inspiration.  Jeff Fahey is the caretaker of the property and warns of ominous things. We had more fun playing Mystery Science Horror Theatre to this and insulting it the whole way through than we actually enjoyed the movie.    Run away, unless you are 14 and need some nudity…   get a sock and be done with it already.